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It’s way too easy to be a jerk. I was thinking about this the other day at the grocery store, seeing the parking lot littered with carts left beside people’s cars and the random items left on random spots on...
Alright, so let’s get the nasty bits out of the way first. I suffer from depression. Yes, yes, shocking I know for such a warm hearted chap like myself but here we are. Throw in high anxiety and crippling self-doubt,...
Well, dear readers, I am now 40. Wow. That is indeed a big number. I did not think it would hit me like this. It seems odd that such an arbitrary number is generally considered the year everything goes downhill....
I have a few corrections I would like to get out of the way before diving into my first column of 2018. First of all, I’ve since seen Star Wars the Last Jedi and I thought it was tremendous. I...
Here we are with my best and worst of list for the year. If you disagree with my choices, please let me know by e-mailing me at idon’tcare@seriouslygoaway.com. Movie of the year: Deadpool. I don’t know if I could like this...
When I get low, I tend to punish people. I say people but I mostly mean myself. For instance, today I was in a terrible mood. Now, you could say to yourself, Matt…you’re always in a terrible mood. My joke...
Gas prices are on the rise. There was a big earthquake in Mexico. There seems to be a new hurricane every few days. What better time for a random thoughts column? Stephen King’s It came out in theatres this week....
I was going to do a column comparing ninjas and pirates in order to finally settle the raging debate as to which is cooler but then I thought it might be a bit insensitive to people who were boarded...
The Trump Presidency can be considered a disaster now, right? I mean, what is going on? He’s managed to pretty much unite everyone who wasn’t in his camp from the get-go, has he not? At this point, I am not...
I sent a friend I haven’t seen in a while a Spotify playlist of songs I thought might remind her of me. I’m not sure why I did this but it was a thing and here we are. I am...
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