Please don’t do it sir. Friends, I come to you with a dilemma. Sure, it’s not of the “what will I do for the rest of my life” type or even the “what will I have for lunch type.” It’s...
That whole optimism thing is a big pile of nonsense. Remember what I wrote about last week? You know how I was going to ignore the critics’ warnings about Iron Fist thing and watch it anyway? Yeah well, I was...
Please take this column as my own version of a self-help exercise. Apparently, envisioning something helps a person achieve whatever that something happens to be, and I am trying to be less of a miserable git. Yeah, I know, without...
It’s been a week or three since my last random thoughts column, so how about a new one? Sure, the demand is low, but that’s only because the quality of the columns is also low, so it balances out. (I’m...
Fine. I lied. I watched Riverdale… and I kept watching. As of this writing, seven episodes have aired on The CW. Normally this would be enough to exclude my viewership, as I am not even sure such a channel...
Was I wrong? I admit, I may have been a bit hasty with my prediction regarding people becoming sick of films and television shows based on comic books. As it turns out, networks and movies studios just keep clamoring for...
What with the dazzling number of storm days in the last few weeks, it’s high time to offer my list of favourite storm day activities. Sure, I am an adult and storm days, for me, mean working from home,...
So nothing’s happening in the world, right? Everything is sunshine and roses? Excellent. Time to write about something no one else will care about but me. Here we go. I’m planning on starting a podcast this year. Why? Well, because I...
Just over a week into the Trump presidency (suppressing a gag) and the term "alternative facts" has entered the popular lexicon. Wow. If my calculations are correct and the US continues on this downward slope, we’re going to end up...
You know that line about how people have the love life they think they deserve? Well, apparently, the US thinks they deserve Donald Trump as their political leader. How did this happen? Being a political know-nothing and not American, I’m...




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