We are approaching my favourite time of the year in that it is almost blockbuster season. This year is very exciting as we just got over Black Panther’s record breaking performance at the box office (I saw it again after...
One of my first reactions to stupidity is laughter. People hear me laugh at ridiculously inappropriate things. For instance, I laughed myself silly after reading some of Trump’s tweets regarding the recent high school shooting in Florida. (As a bit...
Just over a week into the Trump presidency (suppressing a gag) and the term "alternative facts" has entered the popular lexicon. Wow. If my calculations are correct and the US continues on this downward slope, we’re going to end up...
You want a random thoughts column? Well… I usually don’t take requests and you are most definitely not the boss of me… but what the heck. You’re polite and reasonable so I will oblige. The trailers coming out of San Diego...
Well, dear readers, I am now 40. Wow. That is indeed a big number. I did not think it would hit me like this. It seems odd that such an arbitrary number is generally considered the year everything goes downhill....
My last two columns were about sandwiches. What’s this one about? Sandwiches. What? I’ve been eating a restricted diet for the last month or so in vain hopes of regaining some semblance of shape that isn’t round. (Yes, I worry...
In keeping with a positive mental attitude, I’ve decided to add to my life. When I say that, I really mean improve. As to how or what I will improve, that’s trickier. I have certain goals I want to accomplish,...
What is the secret to being a good gift-giver? This is something I pondered in November and December, what with the obvious lead-up to Christmas, but now I look at those of you with significant others out there and I...
When I get low, I tend to punish people. I say people but I mostly mean myself. For instance, today I was in a terrible mood. Now, you could say to yourself, Matt…you’re always in a terrible mood. My joke...
I just saw an excellent idea for a party on Buzzfeed. (Do any of those words make sense when said written in that order by me? No. Will the sentence make sense later? If my writing skills have anything...




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