It’s time for my best of column to end the year. Let’s just dive right in. My favourite movie of the year, so far, was Thor: Ragnarok. I mentioned this before but it is currently my favourite Marvel movie. I...
When I get low, I tend to punish people. I say people but I mostly mean myself. For instance, today I was in a terrible mood. Now, you could say to yourself, Matt…you’re always in a terrible mood. My joke...
Yep, the election is in full swing. You can almost smell the desperation and longing for attention. As a person who dislikes politics in all forms, here’s a little survivor’s guide to making it out of this election with at...
The Trump Presidency can be considered a disaster now, right? I mean, what is going on? He’s managed to pretty much unite everyone who wasn’t in his camp from the get-go, has he not? At this point, I am not...
I was going to write a column comparing world politics to Star Wars. Why? I like Star Wars and I dislike politics and I thought the two would provide interesting column fodder. I got about halfway though it in...
Please don’t do it sir. Friends, I come to you with a dilemma. Sure, it’s not of the “what will I do for the rest of my life” type or even the “what will I have for lunch type.” It’s...
Oh no. I was just thinking about the upcoming boxing match/media frenzy that is the Floyd Mayweather-Connor McGregor boxing match set for August 26. I was thinking about how the event itself will be a joke (I don’t care what...
With Wonder Woman opening last weekend, a commentary is coming soon. Since I still haven’t seen it yet, I figure we might as well get into the obvious and the obvious in this case would be the election. Having sat in...
I now have no reason to watch the Olympics. The NHL is not making concessions for its players to take part in the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics next year. I would like to say this is some sort of surprise, but it’s...
What is this week’s column about? Peanut butter sandwiches and the various add-ons. Why? Because I have crippling emotions problems I don’t want to discuss. Plain peanut butter: What is wrong with you? Show a little spark. A plain peanut...




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