My problem with pineapple on pizza is primarily an issue of texture. I like a little crisp on the crust, and the soft-melted cheese, which usually hides, but pineapple is far too fibrous for my liking. It becomes not a...
One of my first reactions to stupidity is laughter. People hear me laugh at ridiculously inappropriate things. For instance, I laughed myself silly after reading some of Trump’s tweets regarding the recent high school shooting in Florida. (As a bit...
Please don’t do it sir. Friends, I come to you with a dilemma. Sure, it’s not of the “what will I do for the rest of my life” type or even the “what will I have for lunch type.” It’s...
You know that line about how people have the love life they think they deserve? Well, apparently, the US thinks they deserve Donald Trump as their political leader. How did this happen? Being a political know-nothing and not American, I’m...
I’ll kick this off with a dirty big spoiler alert: If you haven’t seen Justice League or Thor Ragnarok, and are still hoping to do so with as little knowledge about the movies beforehand, I suggest you stop reading...
I wrote about this before but I missed music. Up until recently the only music I had in my life was provided by my broken iPod (my headphone jack doesn’t work so it’s car-only) and YouTube when I couldn’t find...
So I occasionally (all the time) write about movies and because I am so incredibly awesome (at being terrible) I am rarely (often) wrong in terms of my predictions about the quality and/or the reception offered to films. However,...
Do I care if Donald Trump had an affair? Nope. My sex life isn’t any of his business. Do I care if the alleged affair was with a porn star? As a matter of fact, I care even less about...
It’s been a week or three since my last random thoughts column, so how about a new one? Sure, the demand is low, but that’s only because the quality of the columns is also low, so it balances out. (I’m...
My last two columns were about sandwiches. What’s this one about? Sandwiches. What? I’ve been eating a restricted diet for the last month or so in vain hopes of regaining some semblance of shape that isn’t round. (Yes, I worry...




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