Disenchantment under the sea

“Gee, Ariel, you look so sad.” “I’m sorry, Flounder. I just don’t understand why nobody likes me anymore.” “That’s not true. I like you, Ariel. And Sebastian over here is crazy about you. Right, Sebastian?” “I never said dat! Don’t you be puttin’ da words in my mouth, ya little trouble-maker…” “Um, so anyway, Sebastian…