I have a few corrections I would like to get out of the way before diving into my first column of 2018. First of all, I’ve since seen Star Wars the Last Jedi and I thought it was tremendous. I...
It’s vacation time for me, or at least it will be by the time you are reading this column. I’ll be spending the majority of my time off at home, likely marathoning Netflix and wondering why if I can deep-fry...
Gas prices are on the rise. There was a big earthquake in Mexico. There seems to be a new hurricane every few days. What better time for a random thoughts column? Stephen King’s It came out in theatres this week....
When I get low, I tend to punish people. I say people but I mostly mean myself. For instance, today I was in a terrible mood. Now, you could say to yourself, Matt…you’re always in a terrible mood. My joke...
It’s been a whole seven or so hours since Hillary Clinton conceded the election to Donald Trump and I am still in shock. Donald Trump, who before this election you would have known as the “You’re Fired guy” from The...
Q: So, how have things been lately? A: Dude, not this again. Q: What do you mean? A: Whenever you get really desperate for a column you resort to interviewing yourself. It’s tired and ridiculous. Q: How is it tired? This is the...
Sorry folks. I wasn’t able to hit Wonder Woman this week so I’ll have to postpone my commentary. I will get it to you next week. In the mean time, it’s random thought time. Here we go. First of all, the...
We are back with the revised list of my top 10 sandwiches. Here we go. 6) Club sandwich: In the last column ranted about how tomatoes ruin everything except for red sauce, but club sandwiches usually come with toothpicks to...
Seeing as how I have never watched an entire baseball game all the way through on television, I might as well do a running Diary of Game 7. Since both teams haven't won the title since at least the 40s...
Please take this column as my own version of a self-help exercise. Apparently, envisioning something helps a person achieve whatever that something happens to be, and I am trying to be less of a miserable git. Yeah, I know, without...




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