It’s way too easy to be a jerk. I was thinking about this the other day at the grocery store, seeing the parking lot littered with carts left beside people’s cars and the random items left on random spots on...
That whole optimism thing is a big pile of nonsense. Remember what I wrote about last week? You know how I was going to ignore the critics’ warnings about Iron Fist thing and watch it anyway? Yeah well, I was...
Alright, fine. I am on board with Joss Whedon taking a crack at the  Justice League . I wasn’t before, and I even told you good folks how I felt in this column…well, not this exact column because this one...
When I get low, I tend to punish people. I say people but I mostly mean myself. For instance, today I was in a terrible mood. Now, you could say to yourself, Matt…you’re always in a terrible mood. My joke...
It’s vacation time for me, or at least it will be by the time you are reading this column. I’ll be spending the majority of my time off at home, likely marathoning Netflix and wondering why if I can deep-fry...
It took a minute or two for reality to set in and even though the sentence "Trump is the US president" still sounds in my head like something smashing into panes of glass, it's time to put in some...
I wrote about this before but I missed music. Up until recently the only music I had in my life was provided by my broken iPod (my headphone jack doesn’t work so it’s car-only) and YouTube when I couldn’t find...
It’s been a week or three since my last random thoughts column, so how about a new one? Sure, the demand is low, but that’s only because the quality of the columns is also low, so it balances out. (I’m...
So nothing’s happening in the world, right? Everything is sunshine and roses? Excellent. Time to write about something no one else will care about but me. Here we go. I’m planning on starting a podcast this year. Why? Well, because I...
Who would make up the faces of a Geeky Mount Rushmore? For reference, Mount Rushmore is a federal park in which American presidents are carved out of the face of a mountain. When people who aren’t from America ask me...




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